About marriage! (tell if you like them)?

My wife and I were very happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months; I don't like to interrupt her.

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: ''Wife wanted''. The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ''You can have mine''

A woman was telling her friend, ''I made my husband a millionaire''. ''And what was he before you married him?'' asked the friend. The woman replied ''A billionaire''.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

bulletSecond marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

About marriage! (tell if you like them)?internet security

Heres one- A handsome prince decided to go deep into the forest for a nice long ride. After a good part of the day has lapse, he comes across another castle. In the window he saw a beautiful maiden. He beckons to her, saying, ''Maiden, maiden, youre the most beautiful thing that my eyes has ever cast on. Will you marry me?'' After a long pause, the maiden said, ''no''. Then the prince rode off living happily ever after.

Kidding aside now, I love my wife dearly which is the reason and only reason I married her.

About marriage! (tell if you like them)?network security

The most effective way to kill a woman's sex drive is to let her eat wedding cake.
hahaha i dread marriage, but life with a blonde actually sounds pretty appealing to me anyway. if you can put up with them for a week non-stop, uve cleared the insanity hump. fun times ahead...

good jokes too lol free laundry

Can someone PLEASE edit and offer suggestions for the first part of my essay, please........it is du

I swing the racquet with all of the strength left in my worn out body. The ball approaches me as if in slow motion. The rush of adrenaline causes me to burst out, and send the ball flying cross court. Right now, that ball, and this hard, familiar court are all that matter, as right now, I am in my element, my own little world.

I am so taken aback and concentrated, that even the thunderous roar of the crowd is a mere noise that I can barely hear. It is match point, and as the ball approaches me for a final time, I know that this is it; this is what I live for. I return the ball with a backhand so graceful and precise that I can鈥檛 even believe it was one of my shots. My opponent struggles, but misses the ball, and I now know that I have finally triumphed, and conquered my opponent. Although I am aware of my success, I can hardly believe it. I am somehow distracted, as I really don鈥檛 want the game to be over. What I really want, even more than the shiny trophy that I have just received, is to continue playing forever and ever, because this is the game I adore. This is my true passion, my backbone, this is the transfixing game of tennis.

Tennis, a common sport played by over four million people worldwide, and also a very simple sport, as all it takes is a racquet, a ball, a net, and an opponent. Yet to me, tennis is so much more than merely a sport. To me, tennis is a part of everyday life, and the beauty of its game is that it allows a determined, passionate player to overcome all odds, and triumph. In my eyes, I tend to see the game of tennis to be a lot like war: An eager, dedicated player, struggling to take out their opponent and prove themselves the worthy one. The game of tennis, to me, is an exhilarating escape where I can express myself and fight like a warrior in the midst of a battle, determined to take out his enemy. I am the warrior, my mental game and the racquet are my weapons, and my opponent is the enemy.

Car raceing math word problem?

After a meeting, five racing enthusiasts- An American, Englishman, German, Italian, and Japanese- decided to have a race to a local bar. Their cars, not necessarily in order, were a Nissan, Volkswagen, Fiat, Triumph, and a '56 Chevy with a bald tire. That cars were marked with Numbers 1,2,3,4, and 5.

From the following clues, determine who finished first, what car he was driving, and what was the number on his car. Similarly determine the same for the second, third, forth, and last place.

A)No driver had the same nationality as the manufacturer of his car.

B) The Nissan finished somwhere after the Fiat.

C) The driver of the Chevy had to stop and change a flat tire.

D) The Italian won the race.

E) Car number 3 did not finish in the first two places.

F) The Triumph had a broken windshield wiper.

G) No car finished in a place corresponding to it's number.

H) The driver of car number 3 was a driver two years younger than the driver of the Fiat.

I) The American is 6 feet tall and weighs 270 pounds.

J) The driver who finished in fourth place has a mother-in-law who is bigger than the American.

K) The VW was painted green.

L) The Chevy finished last.

M) The driver of number 2 was older than the American, but younger than the driver of the VW.

N) The American was not driving car number 4.

O) The Englishman finished ahread of these three different cars: the Fiat, the Chevy, and the car labeled number 1.

letter in sanskrit

i want to comfort her

Epiphone Guitars - Are they good?

We have two guitars in the family that are in pristine condition and am wondering what they are worth?

Classic Guitar: Epiphone Triumph Model #11026

Acoustic Guitar: Epiphone Triumph Regent Model #63234 Orig purchase date: 1/28/1965

Epiphone Guitars - Are they good?ktm

I think the prices quoted by the last poster are a little high... Also, the chances of yours being in perfect playing / cosmetic condition without considerable work are slim to none.

I believe these models were quality guitars made in the USA and are collectable though... Epiphone was an American competetor of Gibson back then. Epiphone was later purchased by Gibson and Epiphone is currently the brand name stamped on Gibson's cheaper imported guitars.

Condition is going to have MUCH to do with the price... I would say around $500.00 if the guitar needs some work. Higher (maybe MUCH higher) if it's in perfect playing / cosmetic condition (Not likely with the guitars being that old). You'll probably find that there has been some warpage of the necks and maybe some other problems. If you try to sell these guitars as ''pristine'' without knowing much about guitars... you'll probably get yourself into some trouble. The higher prices are probably being asked by luthiers who bought them cheap and put considerable work into restoring them.

Epiphone Guitars - Are they good?nortan

Muslims, Christians and Jews: What do you say is it possible to accomplish this unity?

My advice to you is to be conscious of God and steadfast in your religion. Do not yearn for the world, and do not be seduced by it. Do not resent anything you have missed in it. Proclaim the truth; work for the next world. Oppose the oppressor and support the oppressed.

I advice whosoever receives this message, to be conscious of God, to remove your differences, and to strengthen your ties. The Prophet said: ''Reconciliation of your differences is more worthy than all prayers and all fasting.''

Fear God in matters concerning orphans. Attend to their nutrition and do not forget their interests in the middle of yours.

Fear God in your relations with your neighbors. Your Prophets (Moses,Jesus(Messiah) and MUhammad) Peace be upon them often recommended them to you.

Remain attached to the Torah,Gospel and Quran. Nobody should surpass you in being intent on it, or more sincere in implementing it for God said in the Quran:

''Surely, God has purchased of the believers their persons and their property in return for the heavenly Garden they shall have; they fight in the cause of God, and they slay and are slain - an unfailing promise that He has made binding on Himself in the Torah, and the Gospel, and the Qur'an. And who is more faithful to his promise than God? Rejoice, then, in your bargain which you have made with Him; and that is the mighty triumph.''

Holy Quran

Fear God in relation to your prayers. It is the pillar of your religion.

In the Bible, God says that mercy triumphs over judgement, so are there anyone in hell?

Where does it say this? I am not agreeing and/or disagreeing with you, just honestly wondering where the passage is found...

In the Bible, God says that mercy triumphs over judgement, so are there anyone in hell?liveupdate

Men constantly place limits on the mercy of their gods. It's the way they keep you scared and believing (and filling that collection plate!).

In the Bible, God says that mercy triumphs over judgement, so are there anyone in hell?nortin

In the Bible is not GOD speaking, you should stop believing what priests tell you...
No because men are slaves of circumstance.
In the bible it states hell is mankind's common grave. they're aren't any people burning up.
hell is already full up .God is making a deal with Satan to open up a new bigger thousand story super or hyper hell
Do to others, how you would want them to do to you.Take what's sensible from the bible and don't sweat the jargon.If you can't judge,you probably don't care about yourself or anybody.If you can show mercy,then you realize you have no judgement.Live the golden rule and all makes sense.Nobody is in hell cuz it's a fable created by the Egyptians passed down to the bible.
yes there are. the only people who go to heaven are those who accept his gift of grace and forgiveness. a gift isnt a gift until that person accepts it. and a gift isnt a gift if its costs the other person something to receive it. so gods gift is free but you still have to maintain a christian life so that others may see your gift and receive it as well. God doesnt send people to hell, they choose to go there.
Yes, those who refuse God's mercy. God will be merciful to anyone who seeks His mercy, but He won't force it upon someone who doesn't want it.

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Would you tell someone all the hardships/triumphs of ur life? Everything? if they promised to listen

would you tell me?

Let it out?

ANYTHING!

what are you feeling?

what do u want to tell?

cuz im here to listen (or read)

Would you tell someone all the hardships/triumphs of ur life? Everything? if they promised to listen????malware

Of course, because I have. But I'd really have to trust whoever I tell. Then of course, my friend returned the favor by telling me theirs.

Would you tell someone all the hardships/triumphs of ur life? Everything? if they promised to listen????norton 360

Actually no i would not. I have already been down that path in my life w/someone %26 we r not friends anymore.